Nerds

The other day while I was getting ready for my day Max came in and rolled around on the floor for a bit and we chatted about the goings on in his little seven-year old life. Then he says to me, "Mommy, I know what nerds look like." Curious about that I asked home what a nerd was, and this was his response:

They are about this tall [holding his hand about 8 or so inches above the ground], they run really slow, like I am so much faster than them, they are not so good at sports and would never even think about playing lacrosse. I think they read a lot, well...maybe no because I read a lot. And they are super smart! Hmmm, do you think they wear glasses?

Sissy waltzes in and not only corroborates his story but assures him that they DO wear glasses, too!

Where do they get this stuff?